Susan Anbeh
Nude

Classic German engineering. That’s what you get when you take in Susan Anbeh’s creamy curves, heartstoppingly stunning face, and purring, milk-and-honey voice. After a short-lived but starring role on the French television show L’ homme de la maison (“man of the house”) in 1995, this Teutonic titan showed up Stateside in the comedy French Kiss (1995). Only a world-class beauty like Susan could steal Timothy Hutton away from a firmly in her prime Meg Ryan onscreen, but Susan’s good looks, as exemplified by a bomb blue bikini scene, were up to the task. Success on German screens both small and big followed, including a nude turn on the show Himmel und Erde – Ein göttliches Team in 2000, but it wasn’t until 2004 that Susan finally tore down the Berlin Wall that is her clothing and busted out her bits in a movie. Agnes and His Brothers (2004) features this Euro goddess stripping out of her stiff corporate work clothes to give cast and crew members alike some stiffies during a porn shoot, before getting some good footage of her in action. You’ll be making your own Bavarian cream when you see what Susan’s hiding under her business-casual gear. Germany boober alles! You’ll have to work harder, though you probably won’t get as hard, spotting her left boob in a dark and distant shot in Ein Geschenk des Himes (2005), although there are much clearer looks in both Heute heiratet mein Ex (2006) and Helen, Fred and Ted (2006). Her last bit of nudity was a weird one, with her topless body covered in blood after being stabbed in The Theatre Bizarre (2011). Susan is still acting on television shows like Rosamunde Pilcher, Dr. Small and Beck is Back, but has yet to give us another clear shot of her boobs or backside. Why won’t the lovely lady from the land of oom-pah-pah let us see her boomin-ta-tas once more?